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[ChronoTrigger:Dogfight]

God I love this song

The best song by "move" I heard. I see you had to compress it (cause it sounds low pitch) and you cut it short. Well there's nothing really to say except hot song+hot flash = 5

[Mortal Kombat Mishaps 3]

not bad, despite overused jokes

usaully I hate MK movies because they're same jokes milked to death, thankfully the Shao Kahn/Rock segment at the end made my day. Just headsup, there's rumors that Eddie's death is fake and he's going to return at WrestleMania. I know sounds far off, but it can happen. Good job.

[Sonic Breaks his Neck]

mwhahaha awesome

I thought it was going to be boring at the Knuckles part, but thankfully I was saved by Tails' presence. "Guess what, Sonic's dead!"
(screaming) *blam*

humor, i love it

[FF - Return of Kadaj P.1]

awful

just...awful. use the game story FF7 left please!

[Cecil vs. Kain]

wasn't bad

Needs better story than the love triangle the game left us with, plus Cecil killed his darkness in the game, therefore he could never return to Dark Knight. If he did somehow Zeromus would respawn as well.

DannyP responds:

Ah, but Zeromus DID respawn, incase you didn't notice that ending.

[SpriteTT#6:Sonic]

Pretty damn good TT

Very nice. Sonic too, I would've wanted to be part of this since I'm a very old school Sonic fan. I don't know who some of the characters were (The Chick with Wings and the Bunny girl) seeing how I haven't played a Sonic game outside of the Sega Genesis platform. Anyways, review.

Squarehard: you get the best credit, because only you used Tails right (my favorite character at that). In the other author's works, Tails just got owned without any say. I like how you used old school Sega sprites, and I like how you mixed all of Ivo's bots into one. Tails saves the day too :D

ShadowWarriorLuke: Alot of action, I liked....but I was hoping for more of a story :/

Cheeks: dead Tails and that annoying voice >.< I liked the fight, the boss from Sonic 3 end. and the off button was just silly.

Kaosboy85: Good flash, though it scared me seeing them attempt to sing.

Luigi_Dude12: The top artist of this submission, length, fight, and used freaking Knuckles' end boss from S&K! I was overjoyed to see him use the emerald too. Didn't care for the whole Shadow thing, and Tails looked pathetically weak.

Xanadu32: Didn't like the song all too much, but I admire the work put into it. Very good, Tails got humiliated, but I expected it at this point. I like how Sonic froze in the atmosphere too. Very nice.

Overall: 10

Loved it, too bad Tails had to be slapped around like a little bitch. :/

Oh I like the scene selection song....don't remember zone, but it was from Sonic 3 level 2 >.<

[The HATTA's Rant]

Oh wow IllwillPress goes Racist

Yup, we waited months and here it is, illwillPress tries to make a black character with a deep squeeky voice.

Movie: illwillPress tries saving his ass with another warning message. Yay, we don't care stop trying to limit your haters with a disclaimer.

Movie, a Brown Squirrel with a retarded looking hat and a comb in his tail which resembles a afro, bitching about white and black man. Why's foamy not here, or did he get hired for another movie? Anyways, illwillpress attacks african americans by dictating:
*Black women go after white women who take their men.
*Black women have 8 kids and no jobs

and to top it off throws a random Bush insult out there. The background moves, which can easily be motion tweened mind you, to show us, after all this time, still no new skills in flash. Didn't score as lose as his Jizz Chocolates submission last time, but the fact is, the score's low, gets front page...maybe the people of NG are finally tired of this? I wonder if I make a animal with no mouth bitch and moan and ass some crudely drawn skank in it...will I get Front Page and several collections? I'm sure it would beat getting a honest job too.

Over All: 0, no new stuff has been added like the past 20+ submissions, wont be long before his next crappy flash. Hmm maybe time to kill Foamy?

[Summoning SANTA]

Oh joy couldn't be another month without Foamy

I decided to break this flash down, which is going to waste my time because the only peole who'll read this will be review moderators after Foam heads flag this review, but whatever.

We start with the disclaimer where illWillPress decides to believe he can steer negative reviewers away from his flash with a cheap disclaimer that doesn't even have 50 words. Basically he wrongfully defines "Mature audiences" as being people with sense of humor. Wrong. Mature audiences are people who can define what is occuring and be able to handle it, it doesn't mean we have to love or agree with the content we are watching. Your defination is more like this: When I go to FYE to pick up a DVD that has "Mature Content" on it, I'm going to see a tweened squirrel bitch, moan, eat a bagel, curse some more, and show me an unattractive crudely drawn women's breats.

The movie itself is the same as the past 30+ illwillpress movies. Swears, motion tween, and weak humor. Here we find Goth Skank attempting to summon Santa like she's a damn Warlock. Instead she gets a Elf who curses. Oh if you notice you hear thunder booms and yet the background still has a placid winter look with snow, would it have hurt to atleast have dark clouds fill the background, or is 10 minutes work that much? Anyways so Foamy is still annoying, the goth chick's boobs shrunk (low score last movie) and the elf is sent home, and I once again didn't laugh. Who knows maybe the author will read this review and actually get something out of it, or will the fan boys mark it abusive and keep lying to him "you're great, lol, i love seeing the same shit recycled worst than the Simpsons monthly!"

Take it any way you wish, I care not.

-HAcoreRD

[Snowy I: The Beginning]

Mwhahaha this was great

Finally Frosty...I mean, Snowy gone evil. This reminded me of the other NG movie "Frosty: the lost footage" where basically the snow man eats everyone. While I predicted the guy was a pedophile at the end I still loved this. But wouldn't the dead bodies be in Snowy's watery remains when he melted? He can't exactly...digest them.

[S.M.B.3 Bloopers]

good, just childish humor

i think if you show a 10 year old this he'll laugh because of Mario cursing. Otherwise this movie's humor was simply...weak. I didn't smile and I thought Mario saying "fuck" to about every situation was just stupid. I made movies, sprites at that. I understand this was certainly alot of work, and I acknowledge this work put in, but the humor of this piece was lacking. Well congrats on front page, feature and collection.

SebastianLopez responds:

everyone has different humor....
even a 40 year old (virgin??? O_o) can laugh with this.
anyway, we know this requires work,
thanks!!