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this takes me back

I loved Diablo 2, and this video makes me want to play it again. Miss the game, loved it. Well, the only problem I saw was that the last seal didn't pop a boss, like the Magi-knight, the Demon or the Soul Flayer, but otherwise the movie was good. Bring in the druid!

unoriginal, and childish

let me sum the movie up. This flash appeals to children, or people with that mentality mind set. Basically, it's a flash movie of a retarded "toad".

Scene 1: Fart joke, and nothing original or funny. Farting fire balls was funny when I was in first grade.

Scene 2: Arnie falls in the water, gets saved and (willingly) falls back in, the fish rolls his eyes and the angry sun plays a camo. Nothing funny.

Scene 3: Arnie kills Mario and Bowzer, then princess. Luigi tries to save her (with yoshi), fails are drops a bleeped F-bomb. Another funeral scene with Arnie running in (obvious), and knocks their bodies out. Interesting to note: Since Peach and Mario fell into lava, their skeletons would have been melted/broken down too.

Overall a 3. You animate sprites well, but Mario is overused, and your jokes appealed to children.

Randy-Solem responds:

First off, I wanna thank you for being a moron by spoiling the whole movie for everyoone who hasnt seen it. (hopefully most dont read reviews before watching)
2nd I wanna ask you why you would even do this since you hated the movie so much...boggles my mind why you would write so much over something you don't like.
And lastly you obviously never played a mario game if it bothered you that Mario and Peaches skeletons didnt "melt". For example..in New Super Mario Brothers the same thing happens to Bowser, he falls in the lava, and his son uses his bones and a magic cauldron to resurrect him. But not only that, IT'S A CARTOON! Does it bother you that mushrooms make mario grow,, or that turtles fly?

As for my Jokes appealing to children....no shit sherlock.

WOooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Flair is god. That simple. It's a pity WWE wonyt give him one last title run.

MaddFlash2 responds:

no duh!

awesome

most Mario movies are unoriginal, you found somthing fresh and made it not suck! Nice job with the smooth animation, and using One of a Kind at the end.

The SS stole our hearts in their farewell

Top notch quality, deserved the front page. The SS maybe dead but wont be forgotten, you guys were newgrounds. The music was good, didn't know the song, but I liked it. Nice job having Wade singing the song too. Please come back next summer.

hot

nice job guys, this made my day. I'll await tommorow's ^^

Not bad, but wasn't as good as #6.

I enjoy the Toof series, before it goes to crap like Foamy, but anyways, this episode wasn't bad, just not exactly as funny. Is there going to be any real story to span across multiple episodes, or are all Toofs going to be skits?

Nice, however. I assume you added (Logo) to encourage Star Syndicate members to submit flashes too?

Inane

I must give Illwillpress some props, the moving flag in the background that he traced got him a Graphics score of one. Baby steps people.

So here we have Illwillpress trying to show everyone he isn't racist, ignoring his burrito muncher comment not long ago. So, how does he show us Mexicans are good to the world? Is it their dedication to their families, to uphold multiple jobs so their children cannot starve? No. Is it them lowering themselves in the eyes of the egotistical world by doing jobs noone wants to do like Janitors so they can put a roof over their family's heads? No. It's fucking Sunbreos, Tacos, and Pinatas. Of all fucking things you'd label a culture on their hats, food and celebration activities.

While I agree on the title, the author needs to do research and make an actual point. Instead of making children laugh "LOL TACOS" he needs to have an actual point, because there are, in fact, many good things about Mexican culture and people. To me, this was just another Illwillpress which did nothing for the series, or the fans.

I work there too

Only overnight. Make a movie on that please. Also good use of the PDT, maybe use the boxcutter next time too?

(Yawn)

To start this off, if you're looking for anything *new* from Illwillpress prepare to be disappointed. This flash fits under "Same Shit Different Day".

Summary: Foamy rants on Fortune Cookies. Of all fucking things, cookies. The goth chick does nothing supportive, and the flash sucks 2 minutes of your life away with animation made in one.

Personally, I have nothing against Foamy, the author's laziness, however, I have something with. He's a successful author, why wouldn't he want to learn more tools of the trade to enhance the quality of his flash movies, and atleast learn to add credits for the backgrounds he steals? Those driven by money are eventually betrayed by it, think about that.

The flash itself had no redeeming qualities. I never laughed at the fortunes Foamy red, as they seemed like they'd be taken from Family Guy or The Simpsons. It was boring and I'm sure the Foam-Fan will mark this review abusive too, so to that I say: This movie doesn't deserve front page, put Toof 4 back up.

Rip George Carlin. 1937-2008

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