HAcoreRD's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Orange Flash Box]

decent

good animation, too short clips. TF2 was the best scene, though I honestly didn't laugh the whole time....

Arkuni responds:

Too bad, but I think we'll both survive anyway.

[TANKMEN .5]

A complete turn around

When I saw Tankmen 1.5 under judgment and saw it wasn't a fake, the first thing I expected to see was a barrage of penis jokes, and unfunny ones at that. I was wrong (thankfully).

This "installment" offered better humor, an actual bit of story, and good animation, a complete turn around from its previous installments.

If future Tankmen flashes are like this, I'll certainly look forward to them.

JohnnyUtah responds:

well...

id say it's most like tankmen 1. 1.5 was a slight departure and 2 was way out there.

but thanks. i think

[Awesome Compilation Vol 6]

this sucked

Crude anime-ish drawings with LOL plots at Video games and a penis joke. Can i have my 4 minutes back?

Egoraptor responds:

I'm sorry but I am not a wizard.

[We Sure Love Clocks!]

The only movie i liked today

SS brings a smile to my face every day

retr0smash responds:

oh my

[Return of The Vinstigator]

you're back atleast

Nice to see the reoccuring theme of Shin and Moogle in there (arcade). Nice job.

Vinstigator responds:

Thaks HC! Nice to see you back as well buddy :D

[Arnie's Adventures (VGDC)]

unoriginal, and childish

let me sum the movie up. This flash appeals to children, or people with that mentality mind set. Basically, it's a flash movie of a retarded "toad".

Scene 1: Fart joke, and nothing original or funny. Farting fire balls was funny when I was in first grade.

Scene 2: Arnie falls in the water, gets saved and (willingly) falls back in, the fish rolls his eyes and the angry sun plays a camo. Nothing funny.

Scene 3: Arnie kills Mario and Bowzer, then princess. Luigi tries to save her (with yoshi), fails are drops a bleeped F-bomb. Another funeral scene with Arnie running in (obvious), and knocks their bodies out. Interesting to note: Since Peach and Mario fell into lava, their skeletons would have been melted/broken down too.

Overall a 3. You animate sprites well, but Mario is overused, and your jokes appealed to children.

Randy-Solem responds:

First off, I wanna thank you for being a moron by spoiling the whole movie for everyoone who hasnt seen it. (hopefully most dont read reviews before watching)
2nd I wanna ask you why you would even do this since you hated the movie so much...boggles my mind why you would write so much over something you don't like.
And lastly you obviously never played a mario game if it bothered you that Mario and Peaches skeletons didnt "melt". For example..in New Super Mario Brothers the same thing happens to Bowser, he falls in the lava, and his son uses his bones and a magic cauldron to resurrect him. But not only that, IT'S A CARTOON! Does it bother you that mushrooms make mario grow,, or that turtles fly?

As for my Jokes appealing to children....no shit sherlock.

[Ric Flair - Can't Help It]

WOooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Flair is god. That simple. It's a pity WWE wonyt give him one last title run.

MaddFlash2 responds:

no duh!

[Teagirl]

You need a better enterance theme

otherwise it was good with exceptions to Chuck Norris, he is severly out of date now.

Wonchop responds:

indeed

[iwp makes ANOTHER movie]

Genius

It's odd, I felt/thought exactly as Rupee did, oh wait...most of NG thought that way too. Gj. 5

RupeeClock responds:

Have a cookie. :3

[Cecil vs. Kain]

wasn't bad

Needs better story than the love triangle the game left us with, plus Cecil killed his darkness in the game, therefore he could never return to Dark Knight. If he did somehow Zeromus would respawn as well.

DannyP responds:

Ah, but Zeromus DID respawn, incase you didn't notice that ending.