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[Fourth of July Collab]

Typical Star Shit

And on the 4th of July too. Man there's no end to your wickedness.

TearClock responds:

b thj,kyhop

[Yu-Gi-Oh!: Duel Club]

fairly good

wish i had more humor than the face squish thing, though.

[Open-Mic Night II]

*kerplunk*

That summary line is the sound of another episode plopping out of your ass into the toilet. In this case, that toilet in Newgrounds Flash Portal. Seriously, this has been going since '03, except then it was fresh, new and didn't suck. Now what do we have for this episode?
No Foamy, 3 boring characters and the worst story line you could make.

Graphics: Generally it's drawn, I always tip my hat to it, however there's no movement. Frame By frame you used, what, 4 mouth pose on the Goth Skank and the stalker? You tweened there pupils, whoppe do. And maybe you made their arm move so the viewers wont fall asleep. I can make this episode in probably a few days....wait a few hours.

Style: Story sucked as bad as the last few episodes.

Sound: You scored highest here, only because their voices flowed a constant.

Violence: Foamy cartoons are rarely violent.

Interactivity: I didnm't fall asleep, so I didn't interact.

Humor: I didn't even grin or smile.

Overall: 2/10

Final Comments: Please, have your next episode be the last. Start a new project. Look at the Simpsons. Been going on for years and getting old. If you want to sell out and be like the Simpsons (only that your getting the belt now) then make cartoons until someone from the UCFD tracks you down. Until then ta-ta.

[Star Wars Episode 3: ROTV]

vince, your slippin'

can you just finish The Day After? Jeez, this who Shin thing lost my interest and I was involved in it. Lets see:

Graphics: Everyone loves Sprites!
Style: I love Star Wars
Sound: George Lucas is dialing his lawyers.
Voilence: The fight side was completely one sided. Even in TDALD (by Shin) you n I got some attacks in.
Interactivity: Hot DVD menu and shit.
Humor: I laughed. Maybe it's cause I'm under the influence? Maybe not.

Overall: 7/10

Note: Get on AIM.

Vinstigator responds:

I don't get it. Last time I showed it to you, you said "I want to be a part of this! Let me do a scene or something". But now it seems like you changed your mind completely. Oh well, that just caught me off guard lol. But anyway, George Lucas is definately suing someboday, I just hope it isn't me ;P

[CSS Godlike]

pretty good

just minor issues brought score down:

1.) Talk icon when using radio command.
2.) When the Terrorist did that hot moonsault HS the guy shoulda been spamming "hacker" in *dead* mode. You play CS, you should know this.
3.) the noob shoulda bought a autosniper, because that's noobist on CT. On terror i'd say dualies (even though they kick ass in CS:S)

Make more please.

ph34r5 responds:

we'll i was going to do the spamming thing but really in the game a guy who's playing can't see what a dead person typed, BUT i did think of that..thank you for you Honest feedback!

[FF: Mixed in Balamb2(3/3)]

this 1 let me down

I hope #3 will be better. This 1 had something missing. This 1 just...lacked in all spots...

[Yugayoh: The Movie Part 2]

Not as good as first

this 1 was bad. The tristan part saved you. 5/5

[SS Time Trials Allstars]

A serious review

Intro: I like this song, and the DVD feature is always nice. I hate how they reloop though.

J00BIE: The link between EMO and Linkin Park was hillarious. Still, some graphics lacked. 7/10

Aubergine Clock: Best movie. Period. 10/10

Twostar: this really didn't deserve a spot in allstar. Was there anything after the part when he fell? 4/10

Jetninja: Cute. Pope a Nazi. The music made the whole episode. 10/10

Vozz: Nice song, but it really was a slide show. 4/10

[Gay Pride]

ugh

pull the microphone out of your throat and speak straight.

krulz133 responds:

sure, ill remind my friend that

[Yugayoh: The Movie Part 1]

That....was......fucking awesome

I have never laughed so hard. The whole Tristan being gay was great. i'm sending this to my friends.

5/5

EternitySpent responds:

Thank you. I mean come on, Tristan is so obviously gay, that its not funny.... or maybe it is.