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[Decline of Video Gaming 3]

It wasn't bad I suppose

Is this series just made to disrespect video games? In your past episode you rode Square's Ass on the whole Black Mage thing, and here you did it again. And Waterga is hardly the best Black Magic spell. I'm beginning to wonder if you played the final fantasy games.

Otherwise you got some new jokes and those boring recycled jokes of "watching ice melt". That's so old and unoriginal.

I think the animation is good but the story was weak. Very weak.

The-Super-Flash-Bros responds:

The series isn't made to disrespect video games. Its made to honour and appreciate them. And I only said Waterga was the best water elemental spell, not black magic. That'd be ultima, or meteor.

Thanks for watching.
-Dim

[FF:Ages Episode 3]

Kefka is pink ruined the future of the series

I was going to take one last serious look at this serious, and when I saw Kefka in pink...acting like a child (possibly gay, don't know yet), all hopes for this series ignited like dry trees in California.

Graphics: I'm a sprite lover/artist, but the backgrounds don't really work, however I can see your trying to get them to mix. The animation is below average. The characters appear on scene (Guard in Kefka's chamber). If Kefka's men can teleport then whether he's a pansy wont stop him or his dumb floor from ruling the earth. The fight scenes were weak, however the shadow flight of Frionel was the real eye opener for me.

Style: This plot is too messed up. Your trying to be original, yet this plot is already stale at episode three, and Shadow sparing the guy? Come on.

Sound: Is a big piece of crap. My ears bled. Did you put a microphone up to your TV with your SNES hooked up and record? seriously, in this rare case silence is better, much better.

Violence: 8 bit characters on 16 bit background isn't easy to pull off, I know first hand, but it seems majority of the characters are 8 bit...
The blood spills to fast, the fight scenes are also pretty lame.

Interactivity: I had to click crap and write this review. That's as much as I can interact with.

Humor: Was I supposed to find anything funny?

Overall = Zero

Sorry man, but this series is taking a bigger nose dive then I was predicting it would. First off you submit once a day. If anyone on NG recalls, I did this in the past, pulled off higher score till my true flash buds taught me Quality is better than Quantity. Noone gives a crap about a 100 episode saga of a stationary edited sprite of Kefka (which ruined any hope of recovery since there are a mass of Kefka fans), it's about the story, action and how the fans enjoyed it. This...wont get you a award, or a name for yourself on NG. My friends and myself already got a award and name for ourselves. It's time to guide the next wave of sprite artists, and pretty much, I'm saying this series will go no where in no time.

Your hope is to train, practice, maybe have a 'big wig' check it before you submit. Your passing movies on NG, but if they continue like this people will just open movie, let it load, close window, slam you a 0-3 score and move right along. This will be my last big review for you. This is here to help you. Read this, analyze it, watch my later movies (you can see literal evolution from Warfare 1-X) and I pray the next time I review your movie it will be a step up the ladder. That is all.

RuffNTumble responds:

Once again you review my flash, once again I have to tell you to fuck off and leave me alone.

[Daily2oon07142005]

i had no idea what was going on

MP3 clock's was the best only cause i was laughing at the comb in the guy's afro for a long while.

TheStarSyndicate responds:

yeah, this daily 2oon was definately one of the... bad... ones.

[FF: Ages Episode 2]

Once again fails

Lets see, in the Black Mage/Shadow/Edge scene not only did they choppily walk (Frame by Frame i assume) the background changed size, highly noticeable.

Kefka's laugh ripped through my speakers like a knife through butter, my god it sounded shitty. The guys just glided, don't their feet move?

All in all you need to try harder, and please don't use Chrono Trigger background with FF. that's really all.

RuffNTumble responds:

I couldnt find any sprites for walking forwards. Oh and stop reviewing my series if you hate it so much. Because you like action and no plot. And thats not what my movies are about. There not just a bunch of random action sequences like FF warfare.

[FF:Ages Episode 1 (Edit)]

God awful

Your part of the reason people vote low on sprite movies. Before you give me a noobish "Fuck you" reply like you did last movie, why don't you look facts up. I was on front page, I got several awards, I know what I'm talking about.

Edge's jump sucked. Edge have a balloon up his ass to have him jump, do a 160 degree turn in mid air and land? Seriously, it's bad. I tried mixing FF characters between worlds (FF: Warfare) and your using one of those basic stories with the old "dimension switch". Really doesn't fit.

So your series will be another choppy fight, one sided movie? Then I suggest you aim for 2.85 scores and below. Go for originality and try to use more sprites in their actions. Viewers would rather see sprites change pose than 1 single sprite glide across screen.

Perhaps you can learn from this, if not expect the score you got for this (and possibly your original). You can curse me out in your responce, but it'll just simply show viewers that unless you recieve a 9 or 10 in review they're a asshole no nothing.

RuffNTumble responds:

GOD DAMMIT! Why can't anyone just wait to see what the plot will be like!!! Its not gonna be some one sided choppy long ass fight sequence OKAY. You'll see don't worry.

[Egg]

totally unexpected

I sorta figured something random would happen, but the egg eating it was the last though. i figured the hatchling would. Nj, keep it up....poor chicken.

Cheesius responds:

Yes, poor chicken... But it was sacrificed for a good purpose... To make you laugh. I'm glad you enjoyed it!

[FF Ages: Episode 1]

garbage

try harder, make it longer and perhaps a better story. Otherwise next time it will be blammed.

RuffNTumble responds:

FUCK YOU.

[Fourth of July Collab]

Typical Star Shit

And on the 4th of July too. Man there's no end to your wickedness.

TearClock responds:

b thj,kyhop

[Star Wars Episode 3: ROTV]

vince, your slippin'

can you just finish The Day After? Jeez, this who Shin thing lost my interest and I was involved in it. Lets see:

Graphics: Everyone loves Sprites!
Style: I love Star Wars
Sound: George Lucas is dialing his lawyers.
Voilence: The fight side was completely one sided. Even in TDALD (by Shin) you n I got some attacks in.
Interactivity: Hot DVD menu and shit.
Humor: I laughed. Maybe it's cause I'm under the influence? Maybe not.

Overall: 7/10

Note: Get on AIM.

Vinstigator responds:

I don't get it. Last time I showed it to you, you said "I want to be a part of this! Let me do a scene or something". But now it seems like you changed your mind completely since I decided to go solo. Very interesting.

Also I was the one who brought down Shin, not you! I'm not saying you didn't help (because you did), but I was the mastermind behind his demise. I was the one who beat his ass in a 1 on 1 flash duel. I was the one who made him cry like a little bitch after that ass kicking I gave him! He was never the same after that loss and it literaly drove him insane because he couldn't beat me, and it still bothers him to this day.

Even Nohimn confirmed Shin was obsessed with me and that I was the only thing he'd talk about. Shin thought he could "take me out" even though I had already handed him his ass on a silver platter! Problem is, he never dealt with anyone like me before. He wasn't used to people retaliating.

He thought I was just gonna roll over and die like the rest. Little did he know, him fucking with me was gonna backfire and be his downfall. I legitimately made him the laughing stock of Newgrounds in less than a year!

Also let's not forget that he owned you in Leo's Quest Omega and you did NOTHING about it! In fact, you became friends with the fucker without any retaliation whatsoever! So if it wasn't for me stepping up and taking charge, you'd probably be friends with him again... the cycle would continue... and more paper rapers would be born.

I on the other hand owned him multiple times on the forums AND with the Vince Trigger Trilogy (which all won awards, got over 100,000 combined views, turned most of Shin's friends against him, and made the Chrono Trigger Collections page).

And I was the one who put the final nail in his coffin when I came up with the idea of voting him as the 2004 Drama Queen over on the forums. I knew that if we could actually get him the award, he'd lose his fuckin' mind and go beserk in the thread, WHICH HE DID! I couldn't have planned it any better!

And me gaslighting him about his Drama Queen Award just made him lose his fuckin' mind even more! I knew exactly what I was doing! He was so mad that he even went off on a mod who eventually banned him!

And you say the fight scene was one-sided? Do you remember YOUR fight scene with Moogleslayer in Vince Trigger 2? Because as I recall, it was even more one-sided than this! Plus I made Shin look strong in Vince Trigger 2 since I had to show that him becoming "one with the paper" was going to be a problem. So yeah, you have no room to talk. Hypocrite much?

REGARDLESS OF THAT, I still consider you a friend and I appreciate your help in the war against Shin, but I had to get that off my chest and take you to task. I know the only reason you left this "review" is because I decided to release the movie without your help.

And don't say it's not true because as I said before, you were PRAISING my movie when I showed you a preview of the fight scene! Plus you gave the "Remembering Shin2K27" movie a 10 out of 10 and even said "Hey, no Vince movie?". Plus this is one of my most successful movies next to "CT: Fall of Guardia" so maybe that bothered you a little bit, huh?

And you knew this movie was originally made for that collaboration, hence the reason you told Mightydien that you wished he had gotten you in on the collab. But yet, you were supposedly tired of the Shin disses. Contradiction much? That right there proves me right.

I had to give a history lesson about Shin2k27 because it seems like a lot of people forgot how it started and how I ended it. And if he ever decides to show up to Newgrounds again and start shit, I'll glady make Vince Trigger 4: Rise of The Paper Raper. Already got the script ready to go 📝