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Fuck Camp Rock

2008-07-12 17:24:07 by HAcoreRD

I offically had it with Camp Rock (Camp Cock) and all the bullshit I had to put up from it everyday at work.

I understand, Rock pretty much died on December 31st 1979, and was confirmed dead when Slash left "Guns N Roses", but that's no need to attempt to revive it with shitty songs with a fucking drummer who can't keep beat, bad lyrics, bad singers, and one fucking guitar (Bass and Rhythm take more skill to play).

I understand Disney's greedy logic. We'll aim songs that require no thought to sing, mix it with a beat that is two notes going back and forth (on Lead Guitar and Drum), we'll then mass produce shitty products with the "Camp rock" logo on it, then dump a Jonas Brother in the mix to draw the 9-12 year old bitches in to nag their parents into buying this shit.

It's like poke'mon or tamagotchi or Furby with less imagination and more flaming gayness. And you know what? The parents buy this shit. They do. The CD's sell like GTA4 copies on release date, the bedding go like crazy, the shirts, the "books", and all the while I sit in my department restocking, and fixing the little shit hole area for this crap while listening to the same 18 seconds of the "We Rock" song reloop, with the 2 drum beats and the 2 guitar chords and the 4 chorus singers. When the little whores run to my department and (god forbid) the song be on, they sing in off beat unison.

Dumb asses. Rock is two fucking things. Sex and Drugs. Rock is about good music with a strong back message, from legends who are on sex and drugs. Boston, Led Zeppelin, Aerosmith (no drugs, however), Guns N Roses, RHCP, Kansas, Mountain, fuck, even Nickelback are forms of Rock. This shit? This is more of crap. I'd sooner listen to Hip-Hop/RNB before this fucking shit (by choice). Hell I'd rather listen to Fergie sing another song she stole to support her talentless paint thinner addicted ass than this crap.

But we all know why Disney's focusing on this, and will begin dropping High School Musical (3) right? Not because they remembered that in high school that noone could keep beat (They went to school with a lot of Jewish people too) or sing (rednecks), it's because Vanessa Hudgens flashed her unshaved snatch and the soccer moms wont let their babies see that 'vile cunt'.

So remember. Fuck Camp Cock, if there was a said camp, I hope someone dumps a bunch of Cocaine, Whores, and 3 guitars and 2 amps and then record the outcome. Odds favor the music would suck less, and it'd be far more Rock and less Cock.


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2008-07-12 17:31:12

Question 1. What the hell is camp rock?
Question 2. Why did you have to deal with it at work?

Im assuming its a shitty CD, and you work at a record store, correct?

HAcoreRD responds:

i work in an electronic department in retail. it's Disney's second stab at High school Musical, so it's a CD with shitty songs pushed with a TV show with shitty plot aimed at little dykes.


2008-07-12 17:33:57

Yah it's the same thing with High School Musical.


2008-07-12 17:39:14

HATE IT!!!!!!!!


2008-07-12 17:51:21


Disney Channel... I'd rather slurp dog shit than watch one episode of their abominations. One time, me and my friends actually saw High School Musical Hand Sanitizer, yeah, it's Hand Sanitizer with a picture of High School musical people on it! WTF! That's like having water, but there's a picture of the NewGrounds tank floating in it. I MUST HAF IT! o_O My sister's always watching it in the other room, all it is is puns, lame jokes, and the invisible sitcom crowd laughing at nothing. To hell with Disney Channel!


2008-07-12 17:55:51

stfu Highschool Musical was rad


2008-07-12 18:00:26

"Rock is two fucking things. Sex and Drugs."

No.... No. I hate it when people say this.

HAcoreRD responds:

Oh i'm sorry.

Christian rock is fuck and fail.

Rock & Roll is Sex and Drugs

Rock is just sex then.


2008-07-12 18:38:47

Ah, the corrupt heart of corporations these days. Milk whatever cash cow they can to be able to buy more cash cows (Disney bought Pixar a while back, to obviously gain more money and to dever attention from the fact that their movies suck). It's the way of the world, and we've got to rise up and protest.


2008-07-12 19:52:37

I am so glad Im not the only one that despises this thing.

I saw a commercial/music video promo for it one day while babysitting a little kid who wanted to watch Hannah. To wash that horrible excuse for "rock" off I ran up to my room and just blasted all the 70's and 80's rock I could find for an hour.

Fuck that movie. I feel so sorry for you.


2008-07-12 20:29:37

Oh god, I couldn't agree more.


2008-07-12 20:41:37

I knew there was a good reason not to even watch that shit. although i disagree with you saying rock died when slash left GNR, but it did go into a spiraling depression and later into a coma. the worst part is that whether we like it or not corparations are going to suck the fun out of everything for people above the age of 16 with a brain. oh and if you ever listen to rnb or hip hop, take my advise, shot your self in the head before you find Hanna Montana in your cd player.


2008-07-12 20:53:28

Hey I like HSM...
Camp Rock was alright..


2008-07-12 20:54:44

well...yeah...dont ya know disney now sucks? i mean...since you work at an electronic department, im sure you've heard this "Hannah Montana"...hell...we all have...and I'm not gonna get started on her. So, i agree, camp Rock fails


2008-07-12 21:00:52

I can't stand things like this. 50+ year olds and rich douches in companies pretend to know kids just to churn out crap that stupid parents buy to entertain their snot nosed kids who don't even know this shit will make about as much sense to them and bashing your head in with a fucking hammer when they're because they're causing the same amount of damage to their brains when they sit on front of the t.v. all day watching the same cheap actor in the same show on disney channel. This is what the rich Americans are doing to our children, using them as little cash cows to make more money so they can die in a golden casket. Tell me, isn't that a little fucked up


2008-07-12 21:04:53

Disney sucks ass. Why are you trying to be popular, again, Disney? When Walt Disney died, the company did the same


2008-07-12 21:17:21

I agree with you, man. It's just more $hit from disney.

First Hanna Montanna, then Jonas brothers, NOW THIS!?!?!


2008-07-12 21:58:31

Well, while I can't fully agree that this movie sucks (trust me, I'm a sucker for this kind of thing), your logic is unfailable. A fully agree that they stop it with these "musical movies." I dunno about the whole "rock" definition, but whaatever floats your boat.


2008-07-12 21:58:59

I believe we need to get Miley, The Jonas Fuckers, And anything assosiated w/ Camp Rock... Put a Black Bag's on their heads, Drop them off at an deserted Island in the Gulf and hope Iran Bombs them w/ their "test" missles...

Simply then take everything assosiated with them and burn it... Hoard up all the kiddies that were assosiated with them and blast some Queen, Gun's N Roses, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd. And any other good group that I am missing....

I say problem solved then.


2008-07-12 22:00:55

I didn't see before, but you just torched Christian music! Dude, get a life!


2008-07-12 22:13:03



2008-07-12 22:22:59

Disney sold their soul long ago. I am truly sorry you must put up with this every day.


2008-07-12 22:36:13

Megamike914, you're a fag and 13 years old, what would you know about music. Anyways, I don't believe rock died when Guns N Roses split up, they were getting old too, bands can't make fresh stuff for that many years. But about the Disney bullshit, I can't fucking believe they still exist after all this shit, fucking disgrace to music.


2008-07-12 22:47:27

Ever since Walt Disney died everything went downhill. I'm not saying I was or am a fan, but damn, who the hell did he pick to be in charge?! It's like anything related to realism is turned into this shitty smuk. I mean, come on!! I can NOT see how these fuckers can make a living like this! The only reason they are is because these kids can't tell the difference between bad music and shit. What the hell is this world coming to?!?


2008-07-12 23:16:42



2008-07-12 23:25:58

the only way to bring back rock is with guitar hero rock bands and drinking till ur dead


2008-07-13 01:37:10

its a good thing that this is going to be the last high school musical or i would have no hair left to pull out. everything they seem to be doing involves music HSM, HSM2, Camp cock, HSM3, Hannah go get shot in the head montana, the brothers who can't sing for shit, cheetah girls one world that wishes you were dead, and whatever else i'm missing.

for all of you christian rock fans get over yourself and listen to some real music.


2008-07-13 01:44:37

IM FUCKING TIRED OF THAT SONG "WE ROCK" FROM CAMP ROCK, is all the day on disney channel

That is not fucking rock, is pop
the real rock is dead, we only have the evolved versions of rock, like ALTERNATIVE, METAL, blablabla

but wtf???? if camp rock is really rock, i think that eminem is the best hardcore metal in the world (sarcasm)

the real rock is in the past, like the old aerosmith, queen, led zeppelin, their song are classic, like BETHOVEN and CHOPIN

and my kind of rock is: HATRED, DESTRUCTION, MORE HATRED and DRAGONS :3


2008-07-13 01:50:29

Also, I would like to say sorry you have to listen to that Disney crap, maybe if Disney was to like...idk...produce good music it would be different then than producing terrible music, labeling it something thats good when it doesent even deserve to be in that class, and releasing it to the poor kids that dont know the different between good and bad songs...i mean making a show about them is fine i guess, but not like having real concerts and sh!t like that. Cuz thats just ridiculous. Also i would like to point out at this point what happened when Nickolodeon (dont know how to spell that) tried to cut in on this. The Naked Brothers Band...yeah...They cant sing and I think i should shoot myself for actually knowing that they exist. I think Disney should just stop making this music bizz, and keep to their reality show business that theyve been doing, until then, next thing is Disney will go to stuff like taking...*insert long rant here*


2008-07-13 02:57:36

Gotta agree with you there, Camp Rock is the latest cash in by Disney on music craze. Back then they created a bunch of soon to be crackwhore popstars by accident (Shitney, Christina fagullera, Linsey Lowhore). Now they decided to be the direct cause of this pandemic with stuff like HSM, Hannah Montana and most recently camp rock. The niost vile thing to note is that while it is a rock camp, it also manages to harbour Reggaeton/Pop rejects into the vile mix (take this from somebody who has to use a comp beside his little sister who likes camp cock.)

It is just Disney using another fad to make money, business as usual. And treerung, please return your manly awesomeness badge back to newgrounds at once, nobody in NG approves of disney.


2008-07-13 03:34:43

i wanted to know whats camp rock so i checked imdb and the score is: 5.1/10
so i think it sucks since imdb knows everything! :D


2008-07-13 03:45:51

w8 a sec... ppl r saying they hate this but they watch disney channel all day? then fuck u then there's something wrong with u...


2008-07-13 04:20:59

You forgot to mention AC/DC

HAcoreRD responds:

I consider them more metal than rock. But still, Highway to Hell is a favorite


2008-07-13 04:21:32

Disney needs to go away. One of these days the suckiness will leak into Pixar and then animation fans won't have anything to look foreward to...


2008-07-13 06:05:58

Rock isn't just sex and drugs, are you fucking stupid?
i mean look at Aerosmith, sure they do lots of drugs and have sex everyday, but they do that because they can, and how did they come to achieve it?

HAcoreRD responds:

you're an idiot.

Good tunes. That explains everything. Submit this essay to your teachers!


2008-07-13 07:01:58

Well if it sucks, why did you need to tell it to the WHOLE world?
Disney MAY lose their business.

HAcoreRD responds:

cause it's my opinion, my blog.

fucking twit.


2008-07-13 08:38:40

When I rage my war on Disney, your ass is gunna be my fuckin general!
Why can't we bring back power rangers or sum shit? That pwns what our fad is now.. Kids with fucked up hair, that sing.. and kind of play instruments.. play is being used lightly.


2008-07-13 09:38:34

I hate it so much !!!!!!!!
1. its retarded
2.its seriously fucked up
3. my little sister keeps waching all day long and i just want to blow the tv and kill the people who made it!!!!!!


2008-07-13 09:41:12

If there is something good that Disney can do is give permission to SquareEnix to more Kingdom Hearts but i crap on everything else.
Oh and Pixar movies.


2008-07-13 10:20:13

You're totally right.
Disney channel is hypnotysing children into thinking that their dogshit is rock.


2008-07-13 11:06:52

THANK YOU all my sister does in her life is wach camp rock and high school musicel my brother even likes this fuck


2008-07-13 12:30:03

Rock is music. Sex and drugs are... Sex and drugs.

HAcoreRD responds:

No rockstars are clean.

Not one.

Even Beatles did drugs


2008-07-13 13:43:55

disney chnnel sucks crap


2008-07-13 15:21:40

The best thing I have to say about camp rock is that now that the CD is released, we have a great little torture device.


2008-07-13 15:43:04

My sister is obsessed with the Family Channel too, and she's 16. It's sad. She leaves me alone though while I blast my stuff.


2008-07-13 16:49:58

Right on man! All this mass produced Disney bull crap "music" is no more than a ploy to make bands like the Jonas bros. and Hannah Montana famous for doing practically nothing and having no musical talent.


2008-07-13 17:28:44

i feel so bad for you having to work with that kinda shit, and i understand ur hate for those little whores who thinks its cool to like hsm and camp rock. but i do give hsm a props they had a better way of putting things than camp rock. but it still sucked ass my two younger siblings love the disney/ family channel. its on 24/7...i hate it...i want it to stop! and if i have to listen to hannah montana one more time...


2008-07-13 18:11:00

i couldnt put it better myself. the jonas brothers suck, and i could outdo them. i dont even drum. its all the same disney bull. where the retarted whiny spoiled girl goes off somewhere and meets a whiny retarted spoiled boy, where they fall in love. Jonas brothers have no talent and my sister cant shut up about them. Screw them.


2008-07-13 19:04:41

Other than the semi-talented Jonas Brothers and their "WE WERE SINGARS SO WE MAKE U TOO" father, the entire movie is Pop music. "We Rock" is without a single doubt pop. They labeled it Rock, as to attract other NEW viewers to it, and so they may trick HSM-haters into thinking that it contains rock, buts its the same shit.

Here's a tip. *Accidentally* chuck the CD into a ditch. You may also want to *accidentally* wash the CD player with something to get all the remaining shit out of the speakers.


2008-07-13 19:23:39

You actually make a ton of sense.

I miss rock. What the fuck happened to it? The only fucking rock we have are vetrens froms the past (i.e. the former members of The Beatles and Led Zepplin, AZC/DC, U2, and more).

Now we got acoustics. Fucking acoustics. And bands these days are re-recording their chart topping hits in acoustics. And alternative rock we got today is crap. Coldplay is good, but that's about it.

Honestly people, have you seen a brand new rock and roll group in the past twenty years? Hell no!


2008-07-13 19:26:12

And Hanna Montana and The Jonas Brothers aren't even "rock" groups. They pop groups trying to sound rock. And if their cooking skills resemble anything about their musical skills, well they got a long way if not never getting those eggs sunny side up.

So pop has mixed with alternative rock. We are fucking doomed.


2008-07-13 20:17:12