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was good until the end

was very good until the dumb bob saget part. What? run out of ideas?

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another awesome addition

while i felt this episode wasn't as funny as #2 and #3, I still loved it all the same. it was great that Taps Man killed Slightly Bruised man. Gj, and I hope Angerman makes a return. :)

Another Foamy rant

Graphics: Motion tweens and one graphic. Oh and seeing goth chick's boobs pop.

Style: Boring foamy rant, so you get a one.

Sound: I had to hear his annoying voice again.

Violence: Goth chick's boobs explode. *yawn*, so you reach out to perverts by having her boobs explode?

Interactivity: I fell asleep, so you get a doughnut.

Humor: Didn't even crack a smile.

Overall: Zero. As it says in the review rules, my other ratings don't reflect on this.

Ok, I know all you fans will mark abusive and a mod will feel sorry for you and review this, so I'll be blunt. This is old. Foamy was a hit back 2 years ago. Now this is old, boring and I'm honestly telling you, it is an insult to me everytime you get front page and an award.

I remember when this was fresh, at that time we couldn't compare it to quality entries like "Bitey of Brackenwood" "Madness" or even "Xombie".

Now that we (your former fans) have grown, seen better entries, and how you don't evolve, it's no wonder why we leave your side. Your work is unoriginal. It's boring, and quite frankly, I die a little inside each time I see your entry get front page. For someone I once praised and waited for a new movie each month, you turned into someone I hate. This is the situation where everytime you create new movies you only spit on your legacy, until you get better. Seeing how your reaching to horny children by showing Goth chick's boobs get big and popping, I think your just going to keep falling until you crash, and yes, burn. Your fans can remove my review, but this is merely because truth is a hard pill to swallow, but without truth your nothing but a big sad lie. Sorry if you do not like the truth, but this is life, you have to get over it, move on, and hopefully make better movie. Thank you, and good day.

-HAcoreRD

fantastic!

i never saw pocahontas, so i guess i'm lucky. This flash was still funny, especially when the Indian chief quoted Danny Glover

what's to hate?

this flash is awesome. i'm gonna go watch the others. this makes me want to be a part of #4.

nice job man

MACception responds:

Right on. I just got your messages over AIM. Good to have you on AFD4, we want all the new shit we can get.

-LP

One of the worst Halo parodies.

Come on man. You had my hopes up. I thought it was going to suck when you opnned it with Star wars theme, but i decided to watch it through.....and was very disappointed.

The first thing I'll discuss is your humor. You had alot of it but it was so lame and childish that I didn't even think of cracking a grin.

Graphics were fine as was sound. Now we move to story.

Possibly one of the best missions in Halo, and you managed to make it worst than Libary. I mean, Chief wasn't in most of it. Hell you had it so chief was at a "pizza party". How boring. Next the 2 stupid main characters (who don't exist in the game) go in a disguise, like the Covenant is dunb enough to believe they're in their ranks. Yeh, ok.

At the prison, they clear the room of guards by saying "Pizza party"
Come on. This was like the 3rd mentioning and it was lame.

The whole Dr. evil thing was pointless. At this stage in the game, you or anyone else doesn't know Halo is a weapon.

The whole anvil thing was very very stupid, and if you used that to end scenes you should personally hang your head in shame. And to top it off, the Halo's "O" killed everybody because YOU ran out of ideas. What a bad way to end a bad story huh?

I'm giving you a one, and that's only because of the animation. This flash spontniously combusts when in the presence of any other Halo movies, and even though there was multiple authors in TSAH, you should have been able to be better than atleast one of them. I feel you owe me my time back, and from the reviews I read, I'm not alone.

The best Chrono Trigger flash to date.

period. This movie was just jaw dropping. Animation was awesome, and I hope you make Lavos core fight some day. This is a model flash (even though it was spriteless ;) )

Very good job, lets hope this movie pushes the envelope to Wade and Tom to make a Chrono Trigger collection.

I fail to see the hype

it's good to see a sprite movie on front page, but i fail to see much of a hype. there wasnt actually much action besides the headline bar (motion tween). Plus the alien guy really got annoying.

very good

i thought the animation was outstanding. the fat bird thing was quite adorable.

don be idiots

the guy didn't die. it'd be on ng or his site maybe even a new site too. he's still alive

Rip George Carlin. 1937-2008

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