Dooms day is not coming

What makes us human? Is it the ability for us to create? To bleed? To love? To build? To truly think?

What makes us retarded? The fact that we'll stress ourselves out over fucking nothing, and keep up our paranoia by thinking the world's going to end every fucking day.

It seems that anyone who's paranoid or retarded, typically people who keep their nose in the bible too long to get fresh air, also have their nose in the Science section of the news, you know, same guys who said that at one time big reptiles roamed the Earth.

As if the stupid 2012 and Asteroids, Global warming, or nuke worrying isn't enough, this "LHC" contraption now has every paranoid retard in a pissy fit. Because now, fuck the thought that a nuke or a big space rock is gonna wipe us out, humans will (according to these uneducated twats) will undue themselves. It's like firing a Nuke, only backwards.

I mean, they have less of any physic knowledge then me, but they're sure that the device will create a black hole. That's right, god will be so pissed we are figuring out his magic he'll divide by 0 and rape us all.

Fortunately, this matter provides entertainment. Retarded bitch kills self over Black Hole theory.

You know what makes theories so fucking believable? Because usually they're presented by someone who has a fucking idea what he's talking about. If I went down the road and shouted "The end is near", how many would pay mind? Maybe Tom Cruise or a local Christian, but the mass would ignore me.

The world's not going to end. I don't need evidence to support it, since if it occurs, noone who read this can prove me wrong. and if you survived Doomsday and this blog is even in your thoughts, then I hope none of the opposite race survived to spread retardism to our 'future'.

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ShadowChao96 2008-09-10 18:38:56

YES UR RIGHT

Lambinvoker 2008-09-10 18:41:08

Remember Y2K?

lol

KungFu-Gerbil 2008-09-10 18:43:51

lol have you seen the viral video on the web where a woman who sees and films a rainbow effect on her spirnkler as the light diffracts through the water molecules. SHE BLAMES IS ON POLLUTION !!!

Oh and global warming is a media scare and poor sciences correlation between temp and co2 rises does not equal correlation (therefore correlation does not always equal causation in sceinces, i should now im studing for a biological sciences degree)

Im pleased with this post, at least i know someone with thier head screwed on the right way

OdHero 2008-09-10 18:47:19

People are idiots, for a start, particles have only been fired at the moment, not crashed.

However Scientists DID say there was a very small chance of deadly blackholes but never mentioned it again after people began to worry. Honestly if you spent all that money on an experiment like that you would cover your tracks too.

JACK-IN-THE-DARK 2008-09-10 18:56:20

This is not a fair fight, if you're right then you can say that you was right after all this shit, but if you're wrong then you gonna be burning in hell and no one can say that you were wrong, so no point in argumenting.

HAcoreRD 2008-09-10 18:56:20

There is no hell.

mewtwo158 2008-09-10 18:56:22

LHC whats that? if it doesnt kill us we might live for another 20 or 30 years right

HAcoreRD 2008-09-10 18:56:22

it's a controlled experiment to test the big bang theory.

so speculate it'll open black holes, others, it will create alternate universes.

Foshizz 2008-09-10 19:05:06

LHC is the large hadron collider or something, search Large Hadron Collider on google. It happened earlier today

onelegedbandit 2008-09-10 19:32:38

hoo ray for mass hysteria!!!

for all those who are worried about this. the real testing doesn't start until middle of next month....

now BREW OVER YOUR DEMISE MUWHAHAHAHA

and kill yourself just for good measure

Ecton 2008-09-10 19:40:55

Ya, nuthing too big is going to happen, and if it does, I think the blackhole would wipe ppl faster than they could say "OMG!! WE'RE GONNA DAI!!"

(yes, Y2K is a good example)

FrozenFire 2008-09-10 19:49:57

I think you take this way too serious just like that Indian girl. Nobody was serious obviously when they happily put at the end of their posts. "Oh wait I forgot We are all going to Die Tomorrow! :D"

Stop acting like it's such a big deal.

jibbodahibbo 2008-09-10 19:50:29

doesn't start till middle of next month huh,
now i won't have to a buy a gun to off myself. sweet.

JonBro 2008-09-10 20:15:15

The world was supposed to end on 01/01/00.
Then it was supposed to end on 01/01/01.
Then it was supposed to end on 02/02/02.
Then it was supposed to end on 03/03/03.
Then it was supposed to end on 04/04/04.
Then it was supposed to end on 05/05/05.
Then it was supposed to end on 06/06/06.
Then it was supposed to end on 07/07/07.
Then it was supposed to end on 08/08/08.

bananoverde 2008-09-10 20:46:04

i´ve asked of the end of the world bcause the LHC to a bishop and he told me that god won't let us all fall, he loves his creation. I mean, some part of the mankind can be destroyed but no EVERYTHING.

ifailtestsnot 2008-09-10 20:47:23

sure it is but just in 6 billion years, when the sun runs out of hydrogens and expands and destroys the first 3 planets closest too it

luke-peltier 2008-09-10 20:53:17

I hope you know that the Ice poles are flipping for that There is no Ice in the North Pole anymore and South Pole is completely frozen. 0_0 I do think Doomsday isn't coming anyway though.

Shitastic 2008-09-10 21:20:40

Dude that is apsolutly amazing. It almost gives proof for my religon that i discovred. Thats damn right just no words for it. making black wholes and new universes sounds intence. I want to be able to be the god to the next universe.

BloodSucker13 2008-09-10 21:26:35

You are So f***king right. I worship this Blog because everyone does have there nose in a fucking book and when they tell it to the church, then the thinks their gonna die any FUCKING SECOND! I was paranoid at first but now I think it's a load of buulshit!!!!!!!!!!!! And the black hole theory, HA what a load of bigger shit, the dinasaurs, were fucking idiots, We've put satelites in space. yeah the moonlanding was mostlikely FAKE! But who cares you have got the right Idea Man More Power to ya, my animations are on there way so look out for Suicidle bitch and oh my fucking god it's a fucking meteor, or The Brown Hole Theory:-)

Moxravager 2008-09-10 21:31:15

Nah, The hard core christians aren't worried because they say only God will cause the end. >________>

also ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH

jjwallace 2008-09-10 22:16:02

people are dumb, lets write books about dooms day and become rich off those fools

WorkingClassHero 2008-09-10 22:16:31

huh, i agree and disagree. I know the world will end someday, its retarded not to think that. and that black hole thing? i was scared for a while, till i heard of hawkings theory of black holes, and delved deeper and found out it'd be for a split second. and yeah, i do think global warming is happening. everything points to that direction. i could be wrong, but it sounds like you don't believe in SCIENCE. now, thats retarded, fucking nihilists man.

of course correct me if im wrong

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