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Dooms day is not coming

2008-09-10 18:34:15 by HAcoreRD

What makes us human? Is it the ability for us to create? To bleed? To love? To build? To truly think?

What makes us retarded? The fact that we'll stress ourselves out over fucking nothing, and keep up our paranoia by thinking the world's going to end every fucking day.

It seems that anyone who's paranoid or retarded, typically people who keep their nose in the bible too long to get fresh air, also have their nose in the Science section of the news, you know, same guys who said that at one time big reptiles roamed the Earth.

As if the stupid 2012 and Asteroids, Global warming, or nuke worrying isn't enough, this "LHC" contraption now has every paranoid retard in a pissy fit. Because now, fuck the thought that a nuke or a big space rock is gonna wipe us out, humans will (according to these uneducated twats) will undue themselves. It's like firing a Nuke, only backwards.

I mean, they have less of any physic knowledge then me, but they're sure that the device will create a black hole. That's right, god will be so pissed we are figuring out his magic he'll divide by 0 and rape us all.

Fortunately, this matter provides entertainment. Retarded bitch kills self over Black Hole theory.

You know what makes theories so fucking believable? Because usually they're presented by someone who has a fucking idea what he's talking about. If I went down the road and shouted "The end is near", how many would pay mind? Maybe Tom Cruise or a local Christian, but the mass would ignore me.

The world's not going to end. I don't need evidence to support it, since if it occurs, noone who read this can prove me wrong. and if you survived Doomsday and this blog is even in your thoughts, then I hope none of the opposite race survived to spread retardism to our 'future'.


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ShadowChao96ShadowChao96

2008-09-10 18:38:56

YES UR RIGHT


LambinvokerLambinvoker

2008-09-10 18:41:08

Remember Y2K?

lol


KungFu-GerbilKungFu-Gerbil

2008-09-10 18:43:51

lol have you seen the viral video on the web where a woman who sees and films a rainbow effect on her spirnkler as the light diffracts through the water molecules. SHE BLAMES IS ON POLLUTION !!!

Oh and global warming is a media scare and poor sciences correlation between temp and co2 rises does not equal correlation (therefore correlation does not always equal causation in sceinces, i should now im studing for a biological sciences degree)

Im pleased with this post, at least i know someone with thier head screwed on the right way

:3


FleeFlee

2008-09-10 18:44:45

ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH


OdHeroOdHero

2008-09-10 18:47:19

People are idiots, for a start, particles have only been fired at the moment, not crashed.

However Scientists DID say there was a very small chance of deadly blackholes but never mentioned it again after people began to worry. Honestly if you spent all that money on an experiment like that you would cover your tracks too.


JACK-IN-THE-DARKJACK-IN-THE-DARK

2008-09-10 18:56:20

This is not a fair fight, if you're right then you can say that you was right after all this shit, but if you're wrong then you gonna be burning in hell and no one can say that you were wrong, so no point in argumenting.

HAcoreRD responds:

There is no hell.


mewtwo158mewtwo158

2008-09-10 18:56:22

LHC whats that? if it doesnt kill us we might live for another 20 or 30 years right

HAcoreRD responds:

it's a controlled experiment to test the big bang theory.

so speculate it'll open black holes, others, it will create alternate universes.


FoshizzFoshizz

2008-09-10 19:05:06

LHC is the large hadron collider or something, search Large Hadron Collider on google. It happened earlier today


DaVeB0TDaVeB0T

2008-09-10 19:22:36

All the more reason to wait to kill yourself.


onelegedbanditonelegedbandit

2008-09-10 19:32:38

hoo ray for mass hysteria!!!

for all those who are worried about this. the real testing doesn't start until middle of next month....

now BREW OVER YOUR DEMISE MUWHAHAHAHA

and kill yourself just for good measure


EctonEcton

2008-09-10 19:40:55

Ya, nuthing too big is going to happen, and if it does, I think the blackhole would wipe ppl faster than they could say "OMG!! WE'RE GONNA DAI!!"

(yes, Y2K is a good example)


FrozenFireFrozenFire

2008-09-10 19:49:57

I think you take this way too serious just like that Indian girl. Nobody was serious obviously when they happily put at the end of their posts. "Oh wait I forgot We are all going to Die Tomorrow! :D"

Stop acting like it's such a big deal.


jibbodahibbojibbodahibbo

2008-09-10 19:50:29

doesn't start till middle of next month huh,
now i won't have to a buy a gun to off myself. sweet.


JonBroJonBro

2008-09-10 20:15:15

The world was supposed to end on 01/01/00.
Then it was supposed to end on 01/01/01.
Then it was supposed to end on 02/02/02.
Then it was supposed to end on 03/03/03.
Then it was supposed to end on 04/04/04.
Then it was supposed to end on 05/05/05.
Then it was supposed to end on 06/06/06.
Then it was supposed to end on 07/07/07.
Then it was supposed to end on 08/08/08.


bananoverdebananoverde

2008-09-10 20:46:04

i´ve asked of the end of the world bcause the LHC to a bishop and he told me that god won't let us all fall, he loves his creation. I mean, some part of the mankind can be destroyed but no EVERYTHING.


ifailtestsnotifailtestsnot

2008-09-10 20:47:23

sure it is but just in 6 billion years, when the sun runs out of hydrogens and expands and destroys the first 3 planets closest too it


luke-peltierluke-peltier

2008-09-10 20:53:17

I hope you know that the Ice poles are flipping for that There is no Ice in the North Pole anymore and South Pole is completely frozen. 0_0 I do think Doomsday isn't coming anyway though.


ShitasticShitastic

2008-09-10 21:20:40

Dude that is apsolutly amazing. It almost gives proof for my religon that i discovred. Thats damn right just no words for it. making black wholes and new universes sounds intence. I want to be able to be the god to the next universe.


BloodSucker13BloodSucker13

2008-09-10 21:26:35

You are So f***king right. I worship this Blog because everyone does have there nose in a fucking book and when they tell it to the church, then the thinks their gonna die any FUCKING SECOND! I was paranoid at first but now I think it's a load of buulshit!!!!!!!!!!!! And the black hole theory, HA what a load of bigger shit, the dinasaurs, were fucking idiots, We've put satelites in space. yeah the moonlanding was mostlikely FAKE! But who cares you have got the right Idea Man More Power to ya, my animations are on there way so look out for Suicidle bitch and oh my fucking god it's a fucking meteor, or The Brown Hole Theory:-)


MoxravagerMoxravager

2008-09-10 21:31:15

Nah, The hard core christians aren't worried because they say only God will cause the end. >________>

also ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH


jjwallacejjwallace

2008-09-10 22:16:02

people are dumb, lets write books about dooms day and become rich off those fools


WorkingClassHeroWorkingClassHero

2008-09-10 22:16:31

huh, i agree and disagree. I know the world will end someday, its retarded not to think that. and that black hole thing? i was scared for a while, till i heard of hawkings theory of black holes, and delved deeper and found out it'd be for a split second. and yeah, i do think global warming is happening. everything points to that direction. i could be wrong, but it sounds like you don't believe in SCIENCE. now, thats retarded, fucking nihilists man.

of course correct me if im wrong


rabbidraymanrabbidrayman

2008-09-10 22:17:41

amen to this bro
people are so fucking stupid or ignorant or arrogant or something along those lines that if the mass accepts it
its basically truth to them
i dont get 2012
ancient aztecs wrote it a long as time ago right?
well how do u know that they didn't stopped by accident?
what if they just said "ok 2012 lets stop here!"
or got lazy?
OR maybe thats when the spanish came?
thats my reasoning

ok done ranting
very good post
*two thumbs up with a smiley as an additon*
:D

HAcoreRD responds:

If I recall it was the Mayans, the Aztecs were too War concentrated. basically, Mayan's calander ended at 2012. the mayans were big on science and astronomy, despite their primitive tools, but the 2012 theorists forget 1 fact. The Mayans were wiped out.

Why the fuck would they predict the world's end? maybe their calander made it to 2012 before they became extinct?


coke759coke759

2008-09-10 22:18:19

ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH


guido730guido730

2008-09-10 22:31:52

Ok, whoa whoa whoa everybody hold up. I looked up all this crap about the experiment and it has been proven that if there was a black hole that it created, it wouldn't be big enough to power a fucking light bulb. so everyone calm down like i did. I mean think about it, why the hell would they do a friggin experiment that could potentially destroy us forever? its common sense people, they're scientists, not monkeys. they know what they're doing.

HAcoreRD responds:

Well black holes don't normally generate power. The only way to see a black hole is when it's sucking in light, and with it's gravity field, if you physically see it, you're done.

And potentially destroy us (forever)? We have one life, unlike Kenny from South Park. If I died the same time as my species, so be it. Beats life becoming like End of Evangelion and being left with 1 chick to attempt to restart the race.


lighteningzerolighteningzero

2008-09-10 22:48:20

I agree


kibas-coolkibas-cool

2008-09-10 23:07:09

yes, the world wont end. its not the world thats fucked, its the humans. it a few generations, somewhere from 3-10, humanity will end. but we wont live that long


BIGBLUE567BIGBLUE567

2008-09-11 00:30:58

The thing about mankind is we need answers..
Thats are thing thats what we do.
We have to go out of the way to answer questions we may never find the answers to.
Here is another point I would like to make.
Everyone now a days is looking for answers in a fucking tube.
They just see the end and stare at it for a long fucking time.
We need to drop the tube and look at the big picture.
If we don't were looking at fucking lame future.
We need to do so many things right now(Different means of Energy,start build things on different planets,etc.)
But we are just looking at the now and not the tommorow...
and thats going to be are downfall..
So your right the world wont end.....but
..Yeah
(Look up every civilizations....tell me that they all lasted forever...)
The Greeks,Emperiors in Ancient China,They built it up to watch it all fall
Whos next
USA,Russia,China?
You tell me...
And if I kinda rambled on sorry..

HAcoreRD responds:

Rambled, yes, but it makes sense.

Where did we come from? Where will we go when we die? People want anwsers, they want to believe they were created by a super being and when you die, if you're a good person you'll join the super being (who loves you), if you're bad, you go to hell, which is ruled by a homosexual former angel.

Part of Religion is that it anwsers these questions. It gives people peace of mind, and fills their faith. Part of life is finding anwsers. Some never find them, some do.

Where did I come from? I was physically created by my mother and father. Where will I go when I die? I'll be hopefully buried, seeing as I can equally speculate that there is no soul. i die, it's like sleeping. All i'll see is black, and I wont be able to think. It'll be darkness for the eternity we designated with time.


RubberNinjaRubberNinja

2008-09-11 00:48:27

They're obviously not going to go and do a 3 billion dollar experiment if they think it's going to be the end of the world. Scientists disregarded such belief as absolute rubbish, so they obviously had good scientific logic behind that.

The media is so bloody retarded sometimes. They're just out to sell stories, get ratings and for the most part instill fear in the public.


supyohos123supyohos123

2008-09-11 02:50:13

Correlation does not prove causation.


BoonChildBoonChild

2008-09-11 02:56:21

we all know the world will end on 12/12/12
nah jk.
this is all a load of BS
the world wont end....only the human race one day.....maybe in a few hundred million years...when we somehow mess up...


AbsintheClockAbsintheClock

2008-09-11 05:56:24

Just wait till october, they're actually going to collide em. Mark your calender for October 21st! I know it'll never happen but it'd be totally fucking bad ass if the world ended.


camobch0camobch0

2008-09-11 06:37:44

It is really retarded. I want to blow up the world to stop the conspiracy of blowing up the world.


squidballsquidball

2008-09-11 07:53:14

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LeerajiLeeraji

2008-09-11 08:40:47

lol that black hole rumor got all the schools crying out " I dont wanna die a virgin!" lololololol and the day that black hole thing was supposed to be created was on the same day as my friend's birthday XD


RealFactionRealFaction

2008-09-11 09:46:32

Yah I don't believe anything those stupid scientists say! They're liars! And the world isn't gonna end anytime soon, so let's party on :)


HonorablePsychoHonorablePsycho

2008-09-11 10:33:16

"God will be so pissed we are figuring out his magic he'll divide by 0 and rape us all."

That line alone was good enough to make me roll over in laughter. I've talked about this with my physics grad student roommate, and the best crackpot theory he's heard is this "Quasar Theory" where people think that exactly 4 YEARS PLUS CHANGE (bum bum buuum!) a great beam of light will burst forth from the ocean and burn away the planet. Apparently the work at LHC is going to create a quasar deep in the ocean that will be slowly building for the next four years and it will explode forth on Mayan Doomsday.

I'm no physicist, but I've had a course or two in astronomy and the very concept of a quasar spontaneously GROWING IN OUR OCEANS is also hilarious.


mushman7mushman7

2008-09-11 11:33:48

"... same guys who said that at one time big reptiles roamed the Earth." I'm not entirely sure what this bit referred to. Are you trying to say they didn't? Because they quite plainly did, along with Dinosaurs. The fact is this thing is perfectly capable of creating black holes, that's partly the point in it, to study them giving us some sort of idea on how our universe came to be, and what exactly it's made up of. It's just thought that the holes created would be so tiny and exist in such a short space of time that they won't cause any adverse reaction, but the truth is we don't really know... Nobody knows what it could take for it to get out of hand but if it was to out entire existence would be swallowed too quickly to even contemplate. Also, the deal with astroids. Again, there's actually no successful way to predict an impact. Like in Armageddon, the movie? That wouldn't actually happen. Again, we wouldn't be able to detect it's approach until about 4 hours before impact, and in that time our world leaders wouldn't even be able to come to a decision on what to do, let alone gather funds to design and build a craft able to even reach the thing before it came to us. So in truth the world, as we know it, could end at any moment, the silly thing would be to worry about it, because there is absolutely nothing we can do to prepare for it. Of course the planet will be fine. It'll just take a few million years to get itself back on it's feet, but the chances are our position will have been filled by a much simpler organism. I'm going to say a fungus, or maybe a mould spore. Those things are awesome!


mickstermickster

2008-09-11 13:28:46

Schmeh..Talking about black holes, some retards some where in europe build a particle accelerator, and actually said that if it goes wrong they wil create a black hole, and fucking doom the world, yet they continue on >.< as if the technology these days is so great, cant even build a decent tunnel yet they are thinking of using that particle accelerator >.<