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How can NG fall so far?

Signs of the Ng apocalypse:

1.) There she is! is considered 'popular'
2.) Shit gets front page
3.) shittier shit gets front page. shit.

Americans these days a fucking retarded.

When did America change it's slogan from "Home of the Free" to "Home of the Pussiest forms of Humans"?

Part of the problem is that the young Americans are ignorant to the changes, and any changes starts to shape freedom. I'm going to address in this blog namely "Free Speech".

Free Speech is basically the right to say what you wish, so long as it doesn't offend. So what you can't do is go around shouting the N-word, or do the George Carlin 7 words. However, the FCC, the Nazis of America's media have been taking Free Speech. Any form of editing changes the idea of Free Speech to Censored speech, seeing as they defined what can be said freely on TV, Radio, or whatever. You shouldn't be capable of defining what can/can't be said. If I went to Harlem and exercised my free speech by dropping N-Bombs, then society consequences should be obvious, and natural selection will wipe me out.

Point is, when anything gets changed, it isn't 'free'. We supposibly send thousands of young men to certain death in these Wars to protect freedom. Hundreds of thousands died from the Revolutionary War to the Cold War (Korea/Vietnam namely), they were all told they were fighting for freedom. Where is it?

The day a TV show gets pulled off air because of language, or someone gets butt hurt about it's content, you can kiss TV Free Speech goodbye, at that point it'll be defined what can't be said freely. Young Americans, gets your fucking shit together. You have a voice use it, don't let some old mother fuckers who looked into the mirror one day after their 36th birthday and realized they're going to die without leaving a mark ruin one of the greatest rights we have as Americans, and people.

Side note, new South Park Wednesday, and new South Park DVD on Tuesday.

Before you call me un-American, and everything under the sun, stand back and think.

Why do we even remember this day? Because it affected this generation? Pearl Harbor had an effect on our Grandparents, and we barely remember the date, yet, we still can't get over 9/11.

It was a tragedy, it was a depressing fucking day that we felt helpless and scared. Why do we bring it up? To raise patriotism briefly? To remind us? What's it reminding us? We lost over 1,000 civilians and then we began invading countries left and right? Fuck, noone even remembers the plane in Pennsylvania that the people over powered the hi-jackers.

And labeling everyone as "heroes" who died on 9/11. The guys on the plane were heroes. They saved hundreds of lives. Were the people in the WTC or Pentagon heroes? If you told those people if they went to work that day they'd die, would they have gone? Maybe they're martyrs at best, but not heroes. The word "Hero" should be saved for heroes.

Happy 9/11

What makes us human? Is it the ability for us to create? To bleed? To love? To build? To truly think?

What makes us retarded? The fact that we'll stress ourselves out over fucking nothing, and keep up our paranoia by thinking the world's going to end every fucking day.

It seems that anyone who's paranoid or retarded, typically people who keep their nose in the bible too long to get fresh air, also have their nose in the Science section of the news, you know, same guys who said that at one time big reptiles roamed the Earth.

As if the stupid 2012 and Asteroids, Global warming, or nuke worrying isn't enough, this "LHC" contraption now has every paranoid retard in a pissy fit. Because now, fuck the thought that a nuke or a big space rock is gonna wipe us out, humans will (according to these uneducated twats) will undue themselves. It's like firing a Nuke, only backwards.

I mean, they have less of any physic knowledge then me, but they're sure that the device will create a black hole. That's right, god will be so pissed we are figuring out his magic he'll divide by 0 and rape us all.

Fortunately, this matter provides entertainment. Retarded bitch kills self over Black Hole theory.

You know what makes theories so fucking believable? Because usually they're presented by someone who has a fucking idea what he's talking about. If I went down the road and shouted "The end is near", how many would pay mind? Maybe Tom Cruise or a local Christian, but the mass would ignore me.

The world's not going to end. I don't need evidence to support it, since if it occurs, noone who read this can prove me wrong. and if you survived Doomsday and this blog is even in your thoughts, then I hope none of the opposite race survived to spread retardism to our 'future'.

I offically had it with Camp Rock (Camp Cock) and all the bullshit I had to put up from it everyday at work.

I understand, Rock pretty much died on December 31st 1979, and was confirmed dead when Slash left "Guns N Roses", but that's no need to attempt to revive it with shitty songs with a fucking drummer who can't keep beat, bad lyrics, bad singers, and one fucking guitar (Bass and Rhythm take more skill to play).

I understand Disney's greedy logic. We'll aim songs that require no thought to sing, mix it with a beat that is two notes going back and forth (on Lead Guitar and Drum), we'll then mass produce shitty products with the "Camp rock" logo on it, then dump a Jonas Brother in the mix to draw the 9-12 year old bitches in to nag their parents into buying this shit.

It's like poke'mon or tamagotchi or Furby with less imagination and more flaming gayness. And you know what? The parents buy this shit. They do. The CD's sell like GTA4 copies on release date, the bedding go like crazy, the shirts, the "books", and all the while I sit in my department restocking, and fixing the little shit hole area for this crap while listening to the same 18 seconds of the "We Rock" song reloop, with the 2 drum beats and the 2 guitar chords and the 4 chorus singers. When the little whores run to my department and (god forbid) the song be on, they sing in off beat unison.

Dumb asses. Rock is two fucking things. Sex and Drugs. Rock is about good music with a strong back message, from legends who are on sex and drugs. Boston, Led Zeppelin, Aerosmith (no drugs, however), Guns N Roses, RHCP, Kansas, Mountain, fuck, even Nickelback are forms of Rock. This shit? This is more of crap. I'd sooner listen to Hip-Hop/RNB before this fucking shit (by choice). Hell I'd rather listen to Fergie sing another song she stole to support her talentless paint thinner addicted ass than this crap.

But we all know why Disney's focusing on this, and will begin dropping High School Musical (3) right? Not because they remembered that in high school that noone could keep beat (They went to school with a lot of Jewish people too) or sing (rednecks), it's because Vanessa Hudgens flashed her unshaved snatch and the soccer moms wont let their babies see that 'vile cunt'.

So remember. Fuck Camp Cock, if there was a said camp, I hope someone dumps a bunch of Cocaine, Whores, and 3 guitars and 2 amps and then record the outcome. Odds favor the music would suck less, and it'd be far more Rock and less Cock.

So, I just read that George Carlin, the one person on this earth who can make me laugh besides the TV show "South Park" has passed away.

Normally, I'd be happy, he lived a long life, he was a good man, brought humor, and called out religion as being the biggest bullshit story ever.

Sucks, one less thing to laugh at, unless I choose to lower my mental standards and find humor in Dane Cook or Carlos Mencia, pity Robin Williams doesn't stand up anymore, or Eddie Murphy.

Rip George, you were always my favorite stand up.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/06/23/
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Personally, I almost never ever think a movie is absolute shit.

Starship Troopers I thought was brilliant, Event Horizon was a even more greater thriller, fuck I even liked the Wing Commander movie to list a few "Flops", as for comedies, shit I don't think I never laughed at a comedy, even a shitty one, since... "Dude, where's my car?"

Then comes Juno, possibly the biggest piece of shit "comedy" mixed with poor acting, and bad dialogue, and knowing the idiots this country's full of, it'll sell harder and faster than "Alvin and the Chipmunks".

In honesty, I saw this in theater after seeing that the Superbad guy was in it. I mean, why not, even if he was the pussy character. Then I was subject to cruel torture of horrible dialogue, clearly trying to impact pop culture.

I'm not going to discuss the plot, just the dumb humor levels, that might indicate that majority of the movie goers are on some drugs, and I'd like to know where I can get some. I recall the biggest "pops" of laughs was from the infamous "You should grow a mustache." - "I can't."

I remember to this day the crowd laughing like they heard something funny, and the urge to get up and walk out of the theater shot through my brain faster than a bullet through JFK's skull.

Now, the dumb ass shit dialogue. "He's the cheese to my macaroni." What the fuck kind of analogy is that supposed to be? That you both go hand in hand together? If so, bravo, you explained it poorly and ended up pissing me off from the stupidity levels I had to endure.

So now this shit of a movie comes out this Tuesday. Great, I can't wait for the commercials bragging "Best selling DVD" and the sequel "Jewknow" that'll be out in the future. Sad that the other Superbad kid is working in flops, but I guess it's all about pleasing the soccer mom viewers and their children who are to grow up completely oblivious to the world around them.

Concluding, and summarizing: Juno sucks!

Oh shit Newgrounds, I missed my tradition for one Flash Movie a year! I know, it's only December 18th, but I can tell you i got nothing in the works and I don't even have Macromedia anymore. Hell i don't even care anymore, Newground's changed. Some good artists surfaced, and I salute them, they'll bring in the bacon, while more and more shitty artists surfaced like dead fish to the top of a lake.

As much as I dislike breaking tradition, this goes double for missing the usaul M80 fest on Mischief night, I guess it's for the better, since i'd rather concentrate on my own goals and dreams, without any setbacks.

Oh, and Warfare Finale? Never happening. It's ending is written in the stars, like many love lives that the gods declare never to be.

So what the fuck am I doing? While still being a conformist working for the man in retail hell, I been having urges to get into Writing and Animating (actual Animating, fuck that half ass Flash), due to my love to bring stories to life. I'm thinking of doing some College research so I can follow my dream. After all, working at Target is never enough for me. Then again, nothing is.

Guess I can't always rant here, when NG staff does something that helps, you should take a moment to... reconize their actions.

Been what? 1-2 years technically, but Tom deleted my HCdelete## entries finally, likely after seeing my blog judging from their Time of Deletes. So, thanks, Tom.

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So, no rant today.

A follow up from my last post. Newgrounds hit rock bottom, as of October 15th, 2007.

It's bad enough Tom and Wade sold their soul to a Devil by putting foamy on our header (Yes our, NG is a community, we're part of it, it's all ours), but then they hand out a front page post and a collection spot to a piece of shit mario flash because a thread hit over 6 pages on the BBS.

The pile of dog cum can be seen here.

First thought. If this is rock bottom, is this floor glass, therefore we can fall further? I'd say yes, because another Foamy cartoon will make the front page by next week likely.

Why should I complain that they let another talentless hack take the front page? I don't know, I guess NG lost it's value over time, sort of like a open soda drink. If NG was like Wine our vintage flash would be worth more, but nope, the old users don't bother when any pile of shit makes the cut. Instead everything is shit since I can clearly pump poorly traced sprite movies out my ass like the above, put cheap text in it and make a thread on an alternate account. Maybe get 4CHAN or the Stars to post in it on Alts, BAM, front page and collection.

I should complain. Back in 2004 I got Front Page. It was an achievement. Hell friends of mine got it. I recall Tootbook and Vinstigator got front page. It was a goal like collection. Our thoughts that good work made the cut, not any piece of shit that floats down the creek. Why even bother try? For a pixel on an internet site? By next year everyone will make a tween animal bitching around a screen, and NG's front page will update by the quarter hour.

I recall Wade once argued with me when Illwillpress made "Foamy the Hurricane Special". You all remember Hurricane Katrina, right? The Cat 4/5 (whatever you want to argue since it lost strength on landfall) that raped New Orleans amongst other States? Yeah well, I made a flash that day too since if Illwill could make front page for a single frame and a looping .wav, anyone can. I of course didn't make it, mine wasn't controversial. Controversy makes cash, common fact which is why you see tit slips at the Super Bowl, or people Front paging Virginia Tech Massacre games. But how is a poorly made single frame shit ball going to make any media give attention to this site? Unless the article highlights "Talentless Hacks".

So there you have it. Give the front page and collection to anyone. Let's call up the artist who makes Brakenwood, he shouldn't try anymore. No need to, anyone can make the cut. Hell I can if I wanted to. I'll wait for the next situation the Media runs with, make some piece of shit and likely get front page. i mean, why not, if a crappy sprite movie can be pushed by BBS retards and a sell out can pump movies out and be praised, why not me?

Oh wait, because I used to put effort in, the above don't even put effort into the sexual lives, muchless taking a shit.

Closing thought. Be sure to make a BBS post on this, hell get like 30 pages and Tom and Wade and Liljim in on it. Heck, I'll make an angry animal rant about this instead of me if they front page it! If the above could get it, I can with NG sheep's help!

**Note: i'm enforcing my policy. Disagree with me, and I delete your post. Just like if you give a negative review on a movie that's 'popular' I'll be the Review Mod to cover it up like a Government conspiracy.**